Christ is coming So am I You would too if this sexy devil caught your eye
Welcome to puscifer_2220. This is an exclusive community for the appreciation and betterment of the following:
· Sexiness and confidence · Wit and bitchiness · Intellect and creativity · Maynard James Keenan and all related projects
If any or all of the following apply to you, you've found the right place. If not, leave now, and never come back.
We're an exclusive community. That means that you have to be accepted to be able to post. That does not mean that we're a "ratings" community by the typical standard. You have to apply and we judge whether or not you fit the criteria. Simple enough, right?
Here's how this works. The application has four sections. You pick three of them and answer all the questions in those three. Choose the sections you think will make you look the best, because after all, you are trying to impress us. Please BOLD the questions to make them easier to read. Put your application under a cut and put "New Application" in the subject line. Easy enough? Thought so. Have at it.
1. What’s your preferred creative outlet? Optional: Share a work. Keep it brief; we don’t like you that much yet.
2. In school, did you do better on tests or homework, or both? Why?
3. Are you an elitist?
4. Tell me about God.
5. You must think you’re pretty big shit if you picked this section. Defend that attitude.
1. What is the meanest, most heartless thing you’ve ever done to someone?
2. Do you consider yourself an “angry” person?
3. How do you usually vent frustration?
4. Are you a member of any snark communities on LiveJournal? If so, which ones?
5. Classic question: If you could kill someone and get away with it, who and why? (Make it good. You're trying to impress us.)
1. Pics please. Between three and five of them. At least one clear face shot and preferably a body shot as well (keep it tasteful.)
2. What defines sexy?
3. Do you think you’re sexy?
4. If so, why? If not, why did you pick this section / this community?
5. Pick a song or a work of art that you find sexy. Defend your choice.
1. What's your favorite Maynard-related project? (A Perfect Circle, Tool, Puscifer, etc.?) Why?
2. From that project, what's your favorite song? Why?
3. Have you seen Maynard live? Share the experience with us.
4. Give us a sexy Maynard picture. If we like it, we might make a banner or a stamp out of it.
5. Pick a lyric from something Maynard-related that you think describes you. If you pick the one that's at the top of our userinfo, you'd better be damn hot to defend being so fucking un-creative.
END OF APPLICATION.
Hey, by the way, you don't have to promote us to be accepted, but it would be really nice if you did. Major brownie points, and all that stuff. Show us some proof and we might just be nicer to you. Also, snarkipated is the shit and you should join it.